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Emergency room visits for suspected suicide attempts among girls between the ages of 12 and 17 increased by 26% during summer 2020 and by 50% during winter 2021, compared with the same periods in 2019

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I got boosted today, again. Moderna. Tried something new. Vaccine rhymes with hygiene. Did you ever think about that? Being clean is good. I wash my hands all the time now. When I am not wearing gloves. My Mom buys gloves at Sam’s Club. You can get a great deal there. They have hand sanitizer, too. We have 20 gallons. Remember when you couldn’t find a drop? No more. Just like masks. I have three for each day of the week. Sometimes I’ll wear one to bed or in the shower, so I need about 30 clean masks a week. I have separate masks when I go out to dinner. I haven’t been out to dinner in about a year, but when I do I’ll be ready. I did go over to a friend’s house the other day. I had him text me everyone’s vax credentials. I brought home tests for everyone, even the dog. We have three dozen of them. Just in case. One is not always reliable. That’s why I do three. Back-to-back-to-back. I don’t think I have anything to worry about. What do you think?